Could not resist posting this one sent to me by an Osteopath friend:
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude
and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse
me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees
north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist".
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you now?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, everything you told me is technically
correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact
is I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed
my trip."
"The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you
expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in
exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow,
it's my fault." |